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There’s a cave in South America rumoured to make you young again and I forgot what I was talking about and Mom can I have a lollipop?

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Her eyes lit up red as the deal was struck and I gained immortality.

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"If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything when you grow up!" my teacher exhorts us as my friends and I exchange eyes rolls at the familiar refrain.

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Being the only couple alive after the apocalypse, we sought to repopulate the earth.

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I had to get my phone that was charging on the other side of the room when the power suddenly went out.

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I said “No problem, I’ll just call your phone.”

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It's a girl.

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I found a stray kitten near a dumpster.

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I live my entire life online and experience so much humanity through social media interactions.

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Old Wives’ Tales #7

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There’s a cave in South America rumoured to make you young again and I forgot what I was talking about and Mom can I have a lollipop?	29
Her eyes lit up red as the deal was struck and I gained immortality.	29
"If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything when you grow up!" my teacher exhorts us as my friends and I exchange eyes rolls at the familiar refrain.	29
Being the only couple alive after the apocalypse, we sought to repopulate the earth.	29
I had to get my phone that was charging on the other side of the room when the power suddenly went out.	29
I said “No problem, I’ll just call your phone.”	29
It's a girl.	29
I found a stray kitten near a dumpster.	29
I live my entire life online and experience so much humanity through social media interactions.	29
Old Wives’ Tales #7	29